A sleeping angel baby that kinda looks fake. Peaceful, serene. Wow could life get any better?
And this is what you get...
A screaming baby that, for reasons completely unknown, will go from sleeping to ball of anger in three seconds. Not an exaggeration. One...two...three...and now the neighbors are awake too. No intermediate wimper cry. Just anger. I prayed for a chill baby but I guess I said my prayer on opposite day. Either that or God thought I meant a baby with a cooler body temperature. Next time I will be more specific.
Let's be real. Picture number one is great and wonderful and about 30% of my day. Picture number two is somewhere around 50% of the day. The other 20% is not pictured. It would be me sitting in a corner trying to decide if I should cry, shower or take a nap. Ain't nobody wanna see a picture of that.
People normally only present their best. It's the way we work. After all, who wants to show and for that matter who wants to see the part of life that isn't perfect? Well, apparently I want to show it and you just saw it whether you wanted to or not. It's silly to pretend life is always great and babies never cry and cars never break down. Babies cry...a lot. And cars break down...especially when you have somewhere really important to be. That's life guys. We can't really change it but we can, at the very least, be real.
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