Babysitting

In the event you need a babysitter, maybe you should look elsewhere.

I don't know where she gets it. I hardly ever hold her upside down. 

That's how you make friends, right? By poking people in the eye? Hmmm, maybe that explains why my friend list is so short. 

DIY pedicure...in the weirdest way possible. Now I don't want a pedicure or lunch. Just kidding...I still want lunch. 

But after all the shenanigans, there's lots of love. And slobber. There's always lots of slobber.