Don't let the cute picture fool you...this little string bean has been playing a game called "Cry All Night." Let me tell you how the game works. Step 1: cry all night. Step 2: fake everyone out by crying all day too. This is currently my least favorite game and I'd really like to stop playing. I'm not sure what's happening. Maybe she's getting teeth? Maybe I ate something and she wants me to know she really hated it? Maybe I accidentally picked up a tiny monster while I was at the grocery store the other day? Not sure. But I'm tired. 

In other news, we watched the Chiefs the other night. Did you catch that game? It was a good one, if you are a Chiefs fan. If you're a Patriots fan, well, why are you even reading this? I'm pretty sure I don't know you. Stop creepin on my fam and go eat a sandwich. 

And now, for your reading pleasure, I'm going to include a segment called, "Things I've Said to My Toddler."

"No!!! Do not try to ride your sister like a pony!"

"Stop patting Layla's head with your foot. (5 seconds later) Stop patting Layla's head with your toes. (3 seconds later) Just stop patting Layla's head!"

"Listen, I know you love her but she is not your Layla. Other people can love her too."

"Oh. My. Goodness. Do you have applesauce in your eyes?!"